Emo Much?

FYI, I have commented before on the upcoming Spider-Man reboot.  The studio has since released a photo:

You have GOT to be KIDDING me.  Please tell me this is a red herring intended to throw the masses off-guard?  That in 2012, Sony Studios will throw their collective hands up and say "Ha ha!  Fooled ya!  Now, let's show you the REAL Spider-Man movie that we made"?

Unfortunately, it looks like our new Peter Parker will be strutting around in a black shirt, so tight that it appears to be spray painted onto his body, long sleeved to conceal the self-inflicted cuts on his arm.  Chances are, his iPod will be filled with My Chemical Romance and he'll cry while listening to it.  Forget about any epic climax against The Lizard...he'll be too busy laughing at him.  Peter will run away crying because his feelings are hurt.

Heck, it even looks like the spider on his chest is crying.

To this, I would like to award Sony Studios with the Facepalm Award:

Thank you for destroying our childhood memories of Spider-Man.  Now we can move on with our lives.